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Goth

This has several definitions.

1. East Germanic tribes who, in the 3rd and 4th centuries, harried the Roman Empire and later adopted Arian Christianity.

2. A style of architecture.

3. A lifestyle that shouldn't be judged.

4. Something that people need to stop classifying.

History Teacher: Today we're going to talk about the Goths.
Student 1: Who, the weirdos who hang around the art room?
Student 2: No, stupid, the Germanic Tribes.
Student 1: Oh.

Mom: Oh, look at that amazing Gothic architecture!
Child: yeah, whatever.

Guy: Oh man, look at those freaks! They are total goths! Mandy, darling, stay away from them. They'll eat you!
"Goth" kid: *laughs* You're calling me a freak?

Guy: I hate Goths.
"Goth": You need to get a life.

by IAmTheSpaceMouse February 7, 2009

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