Expecto Erectus

A spell in which you put on a guy, and his penis gets erected, unless you are fat.

Tyrone: Yo bitch! I'm gonna knock dat tit right ndown to da core!

Yopani: Expecto Erectus!
Tyrone: Aw shit man! What da hell did you do dat? Fuckin bonars...
Yopani: You asked fo it man.
Tyrone: go down man! go down! I aint ready!

Avada Vagina

A spell in which you make a girls vagina fall off, you eat it, barf, then put it back on.

Hashamia: Yo bitch, Avada Vagina!
Shiniqua: Oh shit. Betta eat it all uuuup. *barf*
Hashamia: Aight, now put dat dingo back on its homeland.

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