Nutcracker

When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can

Man 1: Jerry just hit me in the nuts super hard

Man 2: Yeah, he's the nutcracker of the group

Malikhi

A big ass motherfuckng pimp with a massive horse cock

MALIKHI IS SO CUTE AND I HEARD HE HAS A MASSIVE SLONG

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California

Where dreams go to die

California is the land of opportunity MY ASS