Mecantic

- (ma-can't-ick) noun, someone who can fix shit.

Synonym: mechanic

Doug: Did you get your car fixed?
Phillip: No!
Doug: What about your DVD player?
Phillip: No! That guy is a fuckin' mecantic!

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Hip-lips

vagina

Steven: Damn, that girl is hella sexy!

Ian: Man, i wanna pound her hip-lips!

Steven: No! I saw her first!

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