Ate ass

To have fallen down, preferably in a tragic-yet-hilarious manner.

Yo, I just ate ass outside of a Starbucks and sprained my ankle.

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son-zoned

When a MILF is seemingly interested in a younger man, only to have it turn out that she views him more as a son than a probable lover.

"Dude, I thought I was on the verge of scoring with Mrs. Jenkins but now I'm starting to think I've been son-zoned the whole time.