Roblox Jailbreak kids

Kids who will camp just for free cash, call you "noob" when you arrest them, scammers who arrest you when you give them money, and fucksticks who have their chat off

Cops: *arrests
Kid:OMG U ARE SUCH NOOBN

Kid:m0n3y 4 c4rd
Me:OH BOI :D *gives money*
Kid:*arrests

Me: *blows up wall*
Kid *hides then arrest*
Me:Fuck you.

Me:Hi
Kids:......
Me:I HATE ROBLOX JAILBREAK KIDS!

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Moon

A grey, cratered piece of rock 250,000 miles away from Earth that 12 lads walked on.

The Moon Orbits the Earth.

Alastor

This one radio demon from hazbin hotel. Was offered head by Angel dust but denied.

My favourite character is Alastor.

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Astronot

Derogatory term used by flerfs (flat earthers) to describe astronauts.

Flerf: Those astroNOTS are suspended on wires on the fake iss!
Me: Really? Where are they?
Flerf: ...good question.

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Color revolution

Term used to describe nations that suffered a CIA/US backed coup d'etat. Unfortunately, the term is also used by tankies and campists when they find out an eastern nation supports the United States, as a result, the term has lost all meaning these days.

Campist: UKRAINE'S GOVERNMENT WAS A WESTERN BACKED COLOR REVOLUTION
Normal person: Pretty sure Ukrainians have more than enough reasons to detest the former USSR and now Russia. Especially after the decades of oppression they suffe-
Campist: BOOTLICKER IS YOU!!!!

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