Starbucks employees

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!

Starbucks employees be like:

Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?

Mia: Mia

Wanda: alright you can wait over there

2 minutes later

Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine

Arebaderche

A kind way of saying goodbye to someone you don't like without them knowing you don't like them

Mary: Arebaderche Karen

Karen: what does that mean?

Mary: oh um, just goodbye

Karen: well then arebaderche to you too

Gen Z

Gen Z is everybody born between the years of 1998 to 2011. Most Gen Z's take jokes way to seriously, are racist without knowing it, and overall are just not fun to hang around, but there is a good 25% of them who are great friends, loyal, and can laugh at a good joke. I believe the Gen Z may be the last decent generation. It's all a downward spiral from Gen alpha. according to research 42% of gen Z is depressed. Along with this, most of Gen Z is very anti social as well.

Millennials: You guys should go play outside, it's a beautiful day and the sun is shining.

Gen alpha: I am playing outside... I just got this new game, it's called outdoor adventures.

Gen Z: Does it involve interacting with more then two people at a time?

Millennials: No?

Gen Z: Okay I'll go out for a bit because animals are better then people and I just saw a pretty butterfly.

Gen alpha: Wow, OCD much?

Gen Z: (starts sobbing) What's that supposed to mean!?!

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...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

Confuzzled

If a puzzle and confusion had a baby

Barbra: GUYS ME AND MY HUSBAND ARE PREGNANT

Oberion: Wait I'm confuzzled, you guys are both pregnant?