Fairydoos

A way of saying "Fair enough." Acknowledging and accepting someones opinion as valid but you may not necessarily agree with what they say. Seeing someones point of view...

"I heard Watford sucks."

"What? Watford is awesome, it has this cool shop, ‘Sweets from Heaven!’ You should visit some time and I’ll take you there."

"Fairydoos"

Douche-bruise

Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure

Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey

"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."

"David? Total Douchebruise."