Girl Scout

An eight-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era. The Girl Scout is commonly seen selling cookies for about treefiddy, or $3.50 to unsuspecting civilians.

Chef's dad:
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era