Epaminondas

The guy that steals your girl and never returns her back to you. A.k.a the fucking G.O.A.T.
He is handsome asf and loves playing sports.
So if you know any Epaninondas, send him a DM... What are you waiting for.

"Look mom there's a fucking G.O.A.T outside"
"No, it's just a goat"
"No mom, it's a fucking G.O.A.T"
***Epaminondas just hooping outside***