Microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cold food now warm

I'll microwave my leftovers and eat them for lunch.

Queen Elizabeth II

Fucking dead

Lizzie’s in a box, in a box, Lizzie’s in a box!

Josh: Hey did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died!
Tammy: Hell yeah!

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Updog

A way to ask someone whats up.

Mark: Updog
Jerry: What's updog?
Mark: Nothing much, whats up with you?
Jerry: I hate you

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