Travian

Travian is a lame, addictive, time consuming online computer game that is not as bad as WOW but certainly working it's way up there. Anyone can join and make a village and lamely aspire to gain no real achievement except perhaps the record of such a large amount of life-span wasted.

Ex. 1: John, Nick, and Ryan play Travian. They are lame, addicted, and their time is consumed.

Ex. 2: What's that? You can't hang out because your village is getting attacked in Travian? At 3AM? Oh, hey, F**K you.

Ex. 3: Pete has Travian accounts in the US and the UK server. Don't tell anyone!

Ex. 4: Hank: "Don't tell my girlfriend that I forgot her birthday because I was playing WOW"

Salome: "Dude, your girlfriend (who was a man) dumped you months ago because you're a WOW-addicted mofo"

Hank: "Better than being addicted to Travian."

Salome: "Aww shiiit"

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