Pat

A major tool. Very short. Has laxbro hair but will soon cut it off and realize that without it he is HIDEOUS. MAJOR tool face. Has an extremely small penis and is horrible at everything. Likes to call people fatasses and emo. Gets people to hate him than tries to apologize. He will soon be gay.

Delia ; I CANNOT believe I dated Pat !

Me ;:/
10 years later

Me ; That kid Pat you once dated ... He's gay now.
Delia ; I KNEW IT .

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