Random
Source Code
Random
When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.
That was the loudest pop fart Iâve ever heard!
Assaulting oneâs head to the point where the skull is showing.
My roommate got mad at me and asskulted me!
The French fries that fall apart easily.
I got McDonald's one time, and they gave me a dinglefry!
When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.
Bryan: Hey, Matthias!
Joey: Iâm not Matthias! I âm Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?
3👍 3👎