Aaron Ruiz

Noun

A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.

An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.

Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.

Sorry about all that screaming from my spare room. My 30 year old son has turned into a Aaron Ruiz.

If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.

There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.