Food

What is never in the fridge when YOU look

"Mom, there's no food in the fridge!"
*Mom checks the fridge*
"Oh sweetie, you just didn't look hard enough.

I don't know

An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer

"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"

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School

Where you are searching this up now

Hi, I hate school too.

Life

Worthless; What you're wasting right now; What no Fortnite players have

Wanna hear a joke?
My life

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Whaddowedo

When she says take em off and then her dad walks in.

She's on top of me, and it is hot hot hot and she says come on sweetie, take em off and then we take em off, and then her dad walks in, oh shit her dad walks in. Whaddowedo?

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annoying

when someone uses the same annoying word in the defenition

Oops, did I accidentally use annoying in its own definition? Sorry not sorry.

Rights

Something children under 18 don't have

I can do what I want
SHUT UP CHILD! YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!

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