shivalry

The ancient martial art of fighting with Shivs.

The imprisoned ninja challenged Ron to a contest of shivalry to defend his honor.

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pee spot

A location above the urinal that men look at intently while urinating, usually to avoid looking at anything else in the men's bathroom, especially including other men.

I didn't want to see the johnson of the guy pissing next to me in my peripheral vision or for him to think I glanced at his junk, so I chose my pee spot to be the grout between some tiles on the wall above the urinal.

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