The gayest and sexiest thing to exist.
He's got a moterbike, he's got a famous godson, he's got a Moony, need I say more?
Friend: hey who's gayer, John Laurens or-
Me: Sirius black
The gayest thing you've ever heard of
James: Sirius black.
Sirius: I was called
James: are you gay?
Sirius: ....I make out with Remus in front of you every day
James: yeah but I just thought-
Sirius: over half of my wardrobe is just rainbow clothes
James: well-
Sirius: jumped off the astronomy tower and when I landed yelled "IM GAY" before passing out
James: .... so that's a yes?
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