Palm Coast

A town that's full of sell-outs and whores. Palm Coast consists of the three main componants: Sex, Drugs, and Drama. You might see a classy person once in a blue moon, but other then that, all you'll see are slutty fake barbie dolls that look like they rolled around in a bag of doritos, smashed their face into a cake, and bleached their hair so much it seaped into their brain and effected the little brain cells they once had and wanna-be Eminems that wear their pants so low they trip over them, think they got game but all they can get are ugly hoes, and think they're total bad asses when in reality, if they've ever even been in a fight they lost. All in all, Palm Coast is made up of old farts, parents that don't care about their children at all, and kids that think they're so gangsta but really are pathetic low-lifes who don't know how to spell and pretty much shit themselves whenever a new Jersey Shore episode is on.

Person 1- "Yo we liv in da 386! We gansta as hell bro!"
Person 2- "Hellz yeah bruh! We dnt no how ta spel cuz we gangsta n' liv in Palm Coast!"

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