school

a fucking place where you get handed homework crap, earn friends (after a few years they'll become your nemesis) and respect (if you r the most popular kid and u mess up on something, you're screwed), learn useless shit, and get a dick-sucking girlfriend

Boy: Hey, wanna skip school tomorrow?
Girl: fuck me, bitch

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twago

acronym for "that was a good one"

Person One: *tells joke*
Person TWO: "twago!"

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Perfection

Perfection in someone is when you can't find a way to describe them in words, and when actions couldn't help you express to them how perfect they are. But if you tried to describe them, it would sort of go like this: Perfection is the most incredible, beautiful, joy-bringing, and greatest person you can think of in the whole entire world. In other words, that girl is Hunter. <3

Hunter is just an amazing girl. She can't be defined, and that's what makes her full of perfection.

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shutever

term to use when one can't decide whether to say "shut up" or "whatever"

Person One: "I heard you slept with Jason last night"
Person Two: "SHUTEVER JULIE GOSH"

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chair

a thing you put your ass on to be comfortable

Why are you raping the chair!?

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