You summon Krampus, but he is now your daddy. He will either come in a maid outfit and fuck you, or come in sexy boy toy outfit.
"Have you been fucked by DaddyKrampus today?" Jen said.
"No..but I have heard he is quite huge" Todd said.
Getting revenge on your friend for any reason.
Jeff broke up his exes relationship with her boyfriend, because she didn't listen to what he warned. This is The Dumbass Who Didn't listen.
A religion that is worshipping Krampus in a dress.
"Hey Todd, have you worshipped our lord and savior KrampusInADressism?" Jenny asked
"Yes Jenny, I think Krampus should have a neko outfit this week." KrampusInADressism is a great religion to practice often.
Your mom is someone who I want to take a dump on her bum
I really wanna have my fetish out there of your mom
The greatest boyfriend you would've ever asked for. The most affectionate, caring best friend you could wish for.
"Hey todd, have you met FeeshSniffer yet?"
"No, I'm still with Anne."