Dash

Short for Dashiell and Dashboard, someone who seems confident, but very much is not. He is probably well endowed, but he needs to be -because he lacks in the commitment department. He’s a flirt and definitely has a weird accent or speech pattern. A boob guy with mommy issues. Definitely straight.

Dash is a dumb name - I bet his middle and last names are just as dumb.

Madeleine

A girl who’s mediocre in looks but has a bangin personality. She will make you laugh no matter your mood because she listens to people and finds out what they find funny. She’s typically very sexual/kinky and considers no topic taboo. Madeleines will always be very particular in how you pronounce their name.
They are brutally honest, they want you to know that their complements are genuine when they give them so they frequently state all the negatives they see. Madeleines are terrible at taking compliments but are usually good at most things because of their high IQs.
Despite their redeeming qualities they are usually very lazy, crazy, and all over the place. Very messy bitches.

Kira really needs to get her shit together, who does she think she is, Madeleine?

She’s a real Madeleine when it comes to honesty.

She cracks me the fuck up, what a Madeleine.

Damn, I’mma own my shit like a Madeleine.

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