Wild Man

Some crazy ass guy with a big dick that no one wants to fuck with. Rumor has it, he has great right hand/eye coordination.

Bro: Did you hit that P last night?
Other Bro: Nah, I was a Wild Man

Empus

To congratulate oneself about things others accomplished.

Joey: "Please congratulate me in welcoming some guy as the leader of some team."
Tom: "Joey is being an Empus again..."