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The name you should know

Kirby

Kirby Kirby Kirby, that's The name you should know.

by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021


9th dentist

the 1/10 dentists that always seems to disagree with the others.
usually it's about the toothpaste they recommend, but the subject can differ

2nd dentist: hey what shall we eat tonight?

4th dentist: I dunno, yall want pizza?

9th dentist: I'm more in the mood for taco's

*all other dentist sigh in unison

5th dentist: why are you alway like this Jeffery?

by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022


drawing

(verb: I draw, you draw, he/she/they draws )

Pain

gosh i love to draw art.
drawing is so much fun :)

by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022


Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.

Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!

by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021


<)

Will crash the website

person 1: Hey hows it going?

person2: Ah shit social contact. ehhhh <)

person1: have you been spending to much time online again?

by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022