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Cancer Chris has chest cancer!! It's looks like a shark fin. That's why he's so good at backstroke. There is a legend that he is gay but nobody knows because a dick a day keeps the gay away.
Boy: There's a shark in the water!!
Girl: No, it's just Chris Maher.
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The thing that you bake with that is NOT good to sniff
Jeff: *sniffs flour* ouch! That hurts!
Emma: That's because it's flour.
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Someone who comes onto Urban Dictionary and make definitions just to bully people or prove a point. They also like trucks.
Charlotte: I like big trucks and he dissed them so I'm going to make a definition of his name on Urban dictionary.
Holly: You're such a Charlotte Stewart!
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