Alexander

Alexander is the most wonderful person you will ever meet! He is strong and courageous, and ever so sweet. Alexander always makes those around him smile and he never fails to save the day. Most people are jealous of Alexander, because he is such a handsome, personality-rich man. Alexander has the most gorgeous orange hair with complimentary blue eyes. His figure is perfect, healthy, and ever so hot! Nobody can compare to Alexander, for he is the best person you will ever meet. He is the best remedy.

Person 1: Who is that handsome man?!
Person 2: That's Alexander!
Person 1: How is it humanly possible to be that hot?