sparkly

When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.

Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!

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Twilight

A stupid series of books that never should have existed. Vampires SPARKLE! Werewolves are EMO! Do I need to say more?

Fan: Twilight is soooo awesome!
Normal person: Someone give me a f*cking gun.

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that's what she said!

A phrase used when someone says something that could be taken the wrong way.
NOTE: Severely annoying when overused.

Person 1: Why is this so hard?
Person 2: That's what she said!

P1: Hang on, let me grab my pencil.
P2: That's what she said!

P1: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
P2: That's what sh-
P1: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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fus ro dah

The trump card to any argument

John: Red Sox
Jack: Yankees
Joh: RED SOX!
Jack: YANKEES!
John: RED SOX!!!
Jack: FUS RO DAH!
John: Dammit, you win.

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