Garty

The King of Simps

Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.

Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.

Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so

Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?

Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay

*next day*

Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp

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