woman

a social construct that paradoxically means both everything and nothing simultaneously; often used by modern liberals as leverage to tout disparities, inequities, and inequalities... even though it's just made up and you can change your gender whenever you want and both genders are equal so it doesn't matter what gender you are

penis - "hey! what gender are you? woman or man?"
vagina - "BIGOT!"

TSHI

Disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat; Chinese origin

AAARRRGHHH I'M SO VERY TSHI AT THE MOMENT

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batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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