When you sometimes connect to multiplayer servers a preinstalled program will add malicious software to your pc.
Jimmy connected to a Quake server the other week, the server owner totally floodbaited him!
His pc was chockfull of Malware, Rootkits and even a RAT module!
Damn, that sucks man! Floodbaiting is nasty!
Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.
Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"
"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."