Goldy Lock

When you eat a lot of corn and the next day you poop, theres a bunch of corn in it. When you poop a huge log of poo it looks like its a lock of brown poo with yellow specks.

Guy walks out of bathroom with a smile on his face.
Guy 2: What are you so happy about?
Guy: I just shat out a HUGE goldy lock

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