D.k.a

An abbreviation for the word

‘Diabetic Ketoacidosis’. Mostly seen in Type 1 diabetics, Dka is a build up of acid in the bloodstream called ‘Ketones’.

Symptoms of ‘D.k.a’ are:

- Fruity Scent Breath
- Irritability

- Confusion
- Extreme Thirst

- Excessive Urination
- Loss Of appetite
- Extreme Weight loss

- Nausea

- Aching Stomach Pain
- Intense Loss Of Breath
- Unconsciousness

- Death

‘D.k.a’ is often caused by a lack of insulin injected or produced by the body. There is currently no cure and Millions of deaths occur every year

Friend: How are you?
Patient: Oh, I Have D.k.a.
Friend: Wow, What Does that mean?
Patient: I’m Slowly Being Burnt Alive /:

Rishton

A small, High-Street town in the Hydburn District of Lancashire, NW England. It’s apart of the Hydburn County Council but is actually in Blackburn. NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS, IDGAF! ITS IN BLACKBURN! It has a postal code of BB1, a Blackburn post code.

The highstreet running through Rishton starts at Whitebirk and leads through to Accrington (BB5)

Person 1: where are you from?
Person 2: rishton.
Person 1: Blackburn?
Person 2: no.. rishton...
*person 2 gets punched in the face*