Communism

the political ideology of wage distributed equally

Ted, learning how Soviet Russia followed communism, split the bubble gum equally.

cringe

someone being awkward or embarrassing that makes you awkward or embarrassing
acting awkward or embarrassing, adj

John's friends are cringing at me because I don't like Among Us.
The introduction paragraph is cringe because it looked like a five-year-old wrote it.

Artillery

a big cannon that can be moved from place to place, typically used for long-range combat, noun

This is a good time to bring out the artillery!

Meme

an internet joke that has a picture or video

Some memes are horrible.