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When a friend, family, or significant other follows you around everywhere like a little puppy.
I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.
My aunt is a god-lover whoâs house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.
Heâs claims he communicates with God, but I think heâs just a crazy God-lover.
Thereâs a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.
When someone is so addicted to the sex that their significant other controls their every move.
Why didnât you friend come out tonight?
His girl has him pipified.
So are you really into this guy or are you just pipified?
A female that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
My sister is a spoiler queen. I canât watch anything without her blabbing the ending.
I heard from the spoiler queen that youâre pregnant.
The spoiler queen told me about the surprise party.
When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. Itâs usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!
Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.
Iâm going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
Based off Sid the Sloth from Ice Age
When someone tries to do something nice for someone down on their luck, but they make things worse. Sometimes much worse.
Like Sid the Sloth.
Can you believe he got her a puppy after her son died? Heâs such a Sid.
My house burned down! Why did you buy me a fire detector? Stop being a Sid!
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