Nigel

Nigel is a term used to describe a person who doesn't show up after making plans or uses shifty means to avoid meeting up with friends who were nice enough to invite his/her/it's ungrateful ass to a social event.

He said he'd show up an hour ago. I think that rat bastard is Nigeling us.

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Vishaka

A princess that always smiles. Maintains smile consistently, even while stealing your snacks. Absolutely detests answering phone calls and maintains almost all forms of communication over text. Is interested in memes but somehow also believes that memes shouldn't be stored in her memory bank.

Surprisingly efficient at getting things done and somehow both loved and hated by the universe simultaneously.

Also, might kind of be perpetually stoned with a neverending craving for food. Will during most instances have some kind of edible item on or around their person.

Can be used as a begrudgingly used as a verb but due to the variable number of meanings mostly would end up complicating the situation.

Exhibit A

She's Vishaka'd.

Can mean she's stoned.

Can also mean she's stolen someone snacks.

Can also mean she's just really happy and smiling for some reason.

I've been Vishaka'd.

That means either i've somehow gotten high or have been robbed.

Difficult isn't it? I advice against the usage.

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