switchyswoppy

Some days good, some days bad. Not sure how I feel about it...

Friend: How's maths?
You: Pretty switchyswoppy ya know
Friend: What?
You: Sometimes its good, sometimes it's bad
Friend: ok...
You: Just like my opinion about you
Friend: Hey!

Gay

Me, you, and everyone else in the room

You: I'm Gay

Friend: Same bro

Everyone else: Me too!

Weird Eyed Mongrel

Like mad eyed moody, but not

You: That dude reminds me of Weird Eyed Mongrel.

Friend: What do you mean?

Yes

Eras Tour Tickets

I'm gonna get them

Me: I got eras tour tickets

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