When your dick wants to complete it's journey in the bowels of a virtual blue eyes white waffle.
"bruh, after 10:30 ima swipe that Detroit become pawg and tap that like button, let's goo"
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When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.
"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.
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