spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

erection

An upright and firm penis

OH MY LORD! is that an erection he is sporting?

Ferien

goat worryer

is he a ferien? Is he a goat worryer

bawhands

1. Noun
Scottish slang for chunky or disfigured hands. Usually applied to old men.

(See baw- prefix)

Your grampa has bawhands.

existencilism

large, sexxxy word, meaning the universe is a large mass of pointless chaos. based apon the idea that people actually care about their own pitiful reality.

existencilism is a huge word, I'll bet smart people use it sometimes.

queensryche

An 80's band that redifined heavy metal and goth metal, the band formed out of seattle in 1982 and had released their first cd in '83 that was self titled. their biggest hit was probably silent lucidity off of the album empire. probably one if the best bands ever and one of my favorites.

Dude! Queensryche kicks some major ass! DUDE I KNOW!!!

rockover

A rockover is the result of attending to many rock shows over a short period of time. Symptoms include: Tinnitus (Ringing ears), tiredness, hearing loss, nausea and fatigue. Other side effects are torn, stolen or dirtied clothing, alarming odours and minor injuries.

I didn't get home until 3 last night, I have such a rockover, I'm going to call in sick