bobbies

another term for the word police.

"just had a chase of the bobbies"

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spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

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erection

An upright and firm penis

OH MY LORD! is that an erection he is sporting?

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Ferien

goat worryer

is he a ferien? Is he a goat worryer

bawhands

1. Noun
Scottish slang for chunky or disfigured hands. Usually applied to old men.

(See baw- prefix)

Your grampa has bawhands.

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existencilism

large, sexxxy word, meaning the universe is a large mass of pointless chaos. based apon the idea that people actually care about their own pitiful reality.

existencilism is a huge word, I'll bet smart people use it sometimes.

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rockover

A rockover is the result of attending to many rock shows over a short period of time. Symptoms include: Tinnitus (Ringing ears), tiredness, hearing loss, nausea and fatigue. Other side effects are torn, stolen or dirtied clothing, alarming odours and minor injuries.

I didn't get home until 3 last night, I have such a rockover, I'm going to call in sick