Telemarketer

A twat who makes phone calls.

President George W Bush should've employed the telemarketer's to annoy al-qaeda.

Sylvia Browne

A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.

I got a psychic reading from Sylvia Browne. It cost $30. I paid her with a free pizza.

Drew carey

A portly American comedian.

Drew Carey prefers beer and meat pies to women.

Harry hard-on

Harry hard-on is a gorilla. He lives at the zoo.

Harry hard-on doesn't like to be kidnapped, and placed in the radio station as a joke. To him and DJ, it's a grave insult.

4 legged chicken

A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.

Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?

Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

Nun fucker

A degenerate who fucks a nun.

He's a nun fucker.