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A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.
I got a psychic reading from Sylvia Browne. It cost $30. I paid her with a free pizza.
Nun fucking says what it means.
We broken into the nunnery last night, fucked all the nuns. Hillbillies love nun fucking. We broken into the nunnery last night, and fucked all the nuns. The church locked it's doors when they saw me coming.
Jelena a woman with big tits and a face like porky pig.
Jelena
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Bring a pizza along, and the psychic will perform a reading, while their ass grows.
A person who carries many descriptions, but attracts $50 for a question.
I'm a psychic. $50 for a question. I love pork pies. Drew Carey finally has competition.
A small furry bird, called a sparrow, who tweets. Not a moron on the internet, or you're girlfriend.
Only sparrows tweet.
Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.
Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.