Bazza Gazza

An Australian skyscraper, related to Paris and Crayator.

Person 1: Do you know what happened in Paris between Bazza Gazza and Crayator?

Person 2: I SWEAR TO GOD KYLE, I CANNOT WITH YOU BAZZ X CRAY FANFICTIONS TODAY, GO DRINK SOME GODDAMN WATER

Toronto

Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.

American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?

Atheist

Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.

Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.

Canada

The only place where you can experience 4 seasons in 1 day

Person 1: Man, why did we have to live in Canada, it went from windier than Detroit to 70 degrees in an hour
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!

Richard Rider

The host of Going Deeper with Richard Rider

“I don’t get why Guys are so afraid to meet their girlfriends father. I met my girlfriends father, he put his hand out, so I gave a firm grasp and good shake. After that I shook his hand. This was Going Deeper with Richard Rider”

Pumpkin Eye Brawl

The biggest letdown in the history of Humanity

Person 1: “I bought Pumpkin Eye Brawl yesterday, I can’t wait to see him in game, he’ll look so cool!”
Persons 2 and 3: “So how do we tell him?”