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Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.
Get me the knife, I need to see my ex.
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What every manatee strives to become
Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.
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When someone wonât go out with someone else because theyâre like trash to them.
Person 1: Hey, I really like you and wanna go out with you. How about it?
Person 2: No way! All you ever did was criticize and belittle me. You made me feel horrible and you never cared about my feelings. You were messing with all those other people too and just broke their hearts and left them, treating them like toys for your amusement! You caused so much mess and destruction in everyoneâs lives! You emotionally destroyed me! I would stay up nights crying because of you! I would never date you because you are trash! *runs away*
Person 1: Aw man, trash zoned again? Welp, looks like I gotta ask someone else out now.
1. Humanity's greatest creation.
2. Humanity's greatest solution.
We can sel dis nuke for a shiet ton'a dough, howbowdah?
The cause of the creation of 75% of this population.
It's the weekend, and I'm writing definitions on Urban Dictionary because I have nothing better to do.
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