The front ensemble

Otherwise known as secret bourgeoisie workers, the front ensemble is the most sophisticated part of a high school band. They may seem friendly at first, but I will warn you, they work for the Bourgeoisie. The front ensemble is secretly a bunch of birds playing big xylophones to attract people’s attention, so they can be interested in their cultic doings

Person one: wow! The front ensemble is good at what they do!

Person two: be careful, they work for the bourgeoisie