zaus

Idiotic and nonsensical. To be described as zaus is to be unknowing, or weird

A: “This is Joe, he is an orphan.”
B: “I bet he doesn’t have a favorite color.”
A: “that’s a very zaus thing to say right now.”

Eowopic

the state of epicly being in the epicness of Alabmian heat exhaustion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Hey jeff sorry that you're not Eowopic like me."
"oh my gosh we haven't seen you in five years ever since you left to go get milk from Alabama.."