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Buffet

Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.

Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.

(Later)

Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)

by Iamsobored123 July 25, 2011

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