Poetry

A useless subject that is merely an abstract art. Forced upon kids, this waste of time teaches children how to rhyme words in a specific rhythm.

Betty: ugh, I have to learn poetry. It's so useless!
Carl: Yeah, it's just a big waste of time.

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California

A fireplace that provides heat and forest fires to all in the summer. Though it is the home to America's first national park, and is a good tourist state, it's forest fires are devastating.

Joe: I'm going to California this summer!
Theo: You mean that fireplace?

Texas

The yee-hawest state in the west. Everybody who lives there is a horse-riding cowboy. This very hot state has a Mexican twist, since it is right on the border of Mexico. Yee Haw!

Jeff: I'm going to Texas this summer!
Joe: have fun burning to death!
Jeff: I'm mainly going there for it's Mexican twist!

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