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Fuckernaut

When a fuck boy becomes so fixated on his target for the night, that he literally becomes an unstoppable force, moving in a way that all thoughts, actions. and speech are directly focused and part of his ploy to fuck his target. The only way to possibly stop a fuckernaut is to mess up their flawless and product rich hair so that they worry about their chances of manipulating the target to bed……

“Omg did you see how Chad completely went fuckernaut with that girl at the party? It’s like the entire world no longer existed until he got a piece of that.”

by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024


Pinky and the Brain

When a woman is giving a man head and his dick is so far down her throat his balls are in his mouth (See Urban Dictionary entry “Brain”) and she takes her hand around his leg to his butt and slips in her little finger into his anus for added stimulation. However, she does so without telling him first. So as she does he let’s out a little “Narf” as it’s happening…..

“Oh my god, Becky’s head game is next level, she totally gave me a Pinky and the Brain last night. It started me at first, but I was ok with it.”

by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024


Samacideception

During the Samurai process of Hari-Kari, if a Samurai restores his honor by killing himself, while ending the life of another dishonored Samurai, he then commits Samacideception.

Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.

Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari

All Jeff knew was that this Samurai was a god damn Zombie, he must have found the honor restoring yet death avoiding loophole of samacideception.

by Iamwebster1307 November 22, 2021


Kaos Kitty

The Kaos Kitty is presumed to be a mythical beast but in actuality it is a real breathtaking and gorgeous creature if you are lucky enough to behold it. Like an Agent Of Chaos, A Chaos Bunny or other Chaos beings it is divinely connected to the Chaos source. It brings whimsy, artistic eye and talent, love of life and magic to any that touch it. It is normally seen in nature frolicking naked in all its glory. If you are ever lucky enough to see a Kaos Kitty or hold one, then its lucid dreams of magnificent unpredictability shall become yours as well.

OMFG is that a Kaos Kitty? How can you tell? Its Naked!!!!

by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022


cock a doodle woo

When a woo girl is our with her friends for a night on the town and either takes home or goes home with a guy and gets dick down that is in fact a cock a doodle woo

What happened to Samantha last night I didn’t see her on the party bus. She went home with that guy in Wranglers I think she got cock a doodle woo

by Iamwebster1307 August 28, 2022


Shay Dick Shay

The daughter of the church of us, she vibed for us and was hammered on the table for our sins.

You vibing hard, almost Shay Dick Shay vibes

by Iamwebster1307 December 12, 2021


Chaos Bunny

One of the divine chaos creatures, like a Kaos Kitty or an Agent of Chaos. These fluffy yet absolutely corrupted by madness creatures are kind, yet twisted. Like someone tried to make a white rabbit and then accidentally spilled the whole jar of YoWhatTheFuckIsThat accidentally into the formula. These bunnys are persumed mythical, but like other chaos beings is very real. Do not anger the bunny, feed the bunny, tease the bunny or well, let the bunny just be!

Is that a fucking Chaos Bunny!!!!

by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022