brown noser

Someone who kisses/licks a person's arse (and so gets a brown nose)

verb: That Julian is a real brown noser
adj: I've got to do some brown nosing with the boss

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meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

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twitchel

Northern English term for a short footpath or side entrance

I rode my bike down the twitchel

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knuckle head

Someone of limited intelligence and with a mean nature. Who prefers using their knuckles/fists, to using their head.

That doorman looks a real knuckle head

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cob

Northern English slang for a bread roll (shaped similar to a cobble stone)

I was starving, so I ate a sausage cob

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pub

Short for public house (an English term for a bar, or place that serves alcohol)

Fancy coming down the pub for a beer

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slap

Make up, especially when applied very thickly (because it's slapped on). See also "Slapper"

It took her half an hour to put her slap on.

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