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When a grown man showers with a young boy, as encouraged by masturbation enthusiast Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family. According to Dobson, seeing a grown man's penis can keep boys from "becoming" gay.
We're running late for school, so if you want to be ready in time I guess we'll be Going Dobson this morning.
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When a Progressive, Liberal or Democrat posts something incredibly stupid on a "left-wing" message board (such as DemocraticUnderground.com) that the freepers can use as part of a straw man argument to discredit their critics.
Publishing a ridiculous anti-Bush theory that can easily held up for ridicule to discredit the real anti-Bush theories.
Publishing a ridiculous conspiracy theory that casts the legitimate conspiracy theories in a bad light.
"Will you please stop saying that the oil companies caused the Tsunami. That's just plain stupid, and all you are doing is feeding the freepers."
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A Republican who says they support the troops, the president and the war in Iraq, yet insists on staying safe at home, urging others to do the actual fighting and dying. Derived from Operation Yellow Elephant, a program devised by Jesus' General, to encourage attendees at The Young Republican National Convention to enlist in the military. See OperationYellowElephant.com
The Yellow Elephant says we need to support our President and the troops, yet he refuses to go to Iraq because, "My war-supporting skills are needed more here at home." And with that he jumped into his Cadillac Escalade festooned with Yellow Ribbons and drove-off to cash his trust fund check from Mumsies.
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A sexual fetish for the touching of people's heads-- especially bald heads.
Photographers have extensive evidence of the President's phrenophilia in many photos where he touches people's heads.
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The "shadow economy" driven by corrupt corporate interests working in concert with government authorities in a conspiracy to defraud the public for their own enrichment.
"In today's Enronomy, America's Vice President works closely with the indicted company to bypass California energy regulations."
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