Brown Grid

When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.

Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."

Moore Hen

A type of farm animal which lays eggs containing political commentators/film makers/authors of liberal persuasion.

Common in America.

'That Moore Hen's been pretty quiet since Obama became president...'

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