Have your girl walk out barefoot into the mud scrapes her toenails and put the gunk into your urethra and then you proceed to hang upside down on your couch and ejaculate your muddy semen into your own mouth, while an electric toothbrush/razor is buzzing in your asshole and your girlfriend watches from the corner
John:âdude the other day Sarah gave me a Georgian goo â
Sam: âdude thatâs fucking sickâ